I just got back from downtown. John, Noel, Andrew, Joey and I put all the nice cars and thumping subs to shame by cruising around in my 92 Nissan Sentra cranking nothing but FHQWHGADS, Strong Bad Techno, and the Trogdor Theme.
Yup.
Yup.
"Hey, you! If you meet a beautiful, seductive woman who's looking for me, tell her 'hi.' Anyway, I don't think a woman like that would be looking for me." -Guy in Fourside Hotel
Yep, We showed up so many Ricers it was crazy. I'm sure we were the envy of all of them. The car wasn't even pumped up or anything, but the Homestar Runner songs... Thats what made the car perfect.
"We're not retreating, we're advancing towards future victory!" - Sarge, Red vs. Blue web series.
I am both amused and frightened at the prospect.
I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
Yeah we showed those ricers, w3 4r3 teh 1337 r1c3rz0rs!!11 w00t!!1!~
Everybody To the Limit
Come on fhqwhgads...
I say come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads.
Everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit, everybody come on fhqwhgads!
I say come on fhqwhgads,
Say come on fhqwhgads.
Everybody to the limit. Who's that? It's to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!
Come on fhqwhgads, I see you jockin' me.
Tryin' to play like you know me.
I'm like come on fhqwhgads,
Say come on fhqwhgads!
Everybody to the limit, The Cheat is to the limit, everybody come on fhqwhgads!
I say Oooh Aaah fhqwhgads,
Say Oooh Aaah fhqwhgads!
Who's that fhqw-hqw-hqw-hqw-hqwgads, Who is that, the fhqwhgads?
I don't know who it is,
but it probably is fhqwhgads!
I ask my friend Joe I ask my friend Jake, they say it was fhqwhgads!
I say come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads,
Whosa to the limit? Say, Me! I'm to the Limit, Everybody come on fhqwhgads!
Man, fhqwhgads, you're just makin' yourself look worse, you know?
I mean everybody's just gonna feel sorry for you...
I mean, I do.
Everybody To the Limit
Come on fhqwhgads...
I say come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads.
Everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit, everybody come on fhqwhgads!
I say come on fhqwhgads,
Say come on fhqwhgads.
Everybody to the limit. Who's that? It's to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!
Come on fhqwhgads, I see you jockin' me.
Tryin' to play like you know me.
I'm like come on fhqwhgads,
Say come on fhqwhgads!
Everybody to the limit, The Cheat is to the limit, everybody come on fhqwhgads!
I say Oooh Aaah fhqwhgads,
Say Oooh Aaah fhqwhgads!
Who's that fhqw-hqw-hqw-hqw-hqwgads, Who is that, the fhqwhgads?
I don't know who it is,
but it probably is fhqwhgads!
I ask my friend Joe I ask my friend Jake, they say it was fhqwhgads!
I say come on fhqwhgads,
I said come on fhqwhgads,
Whosa to the limit? Say, Me! I'm to the Limit, Everybody come on fhqwhgads!
Man, fhqwhgads, you're just makin' yourself look worse, you know?
I mean everybody's just gonna feel sorry for you...
I mean, I do.
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