Star Wars Kid: Return of the Linkage.
I've been followin this guy pretty closely. Guess I feel a sort of affinity for him. Us nerds have to stick together after all.
I've been followin this guy pretty closely. Guess I feel a sort of affinity for him. Us nerds have to stick together after all.
I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
That story is credited to the New York Times! This kid is famous on more media formats than just the internet apparently!
"Hey, you! If you meet a beautiful, seductive woman who's looking for me, tell her 'hi.' Anyway, I don't think a woman like that would be looking for me." -Guy in Fourside Hotel
Oh yeah, according to that he's been in news papers all over North America, and featured on several television news broadcasts.
I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
Ladies and gentlemen, A Raging Cow.
I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -- but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmm... I won't touch THAT one!)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this
research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, Jeez)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too)
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And, finally... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
---------------------
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
---------------------
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
---------------------
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
---------------------
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
---------------------
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on
the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
---------------------
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -- but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
---------------------
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
---------------------
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
law?)
---------------------
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
---------------------
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
---------------------
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
---------------------
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmm... I won't touch THAT one!)
---------------------
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this
research??)
---------------------
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, Jeez)
---------------------
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
---------------------
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too)
---------------------
And, finally... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
Hyper-advanced aliens might not have to send their interstellar battle fleet to conquer Earth, it might only take three bored undergraduate aliens with borrowed lab equipment.
That was the single best list of trivial information EVER. Or as the comic book guy from the simpsons would say...
best... list... ever.
best... list... ever.
I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
At the risk of appearing to have no life and simply spending all day surfing forums, I can't resist linking to this picture.
I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
Star Wars Kid: Reloaded,
Star Wars Kid: Nutcracker Style,
Star Wars Kid: Mortal Kombat Workout.
And now, some animated gifs for your viewing pleasure...
Star Wars Kid: Nutcracker Style,
Star Wars Kid: Mortal Kombat Workout.
And now, some animated gifs for your viewing pleasure...
I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
I'm no hero. Never was, never will be. I'm just an old killer, hired to do some wet work.
It came from Linksville!