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Metroids are real!


Starman Super

Metroids, best known for attaching themselves to your head and trying to suck your life-force out like an ex, are apparently real. Finally, an excuse to call Samus that doesn't involve "peepin' that sessy ass".
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Starman Jr.
Its only obvious now.
We must invent the Ice Beam...and portable missile firing devices (I wouldn't call what we have today incredibly portable. You can't carry a Stinger everywhere.)
I wonder if they grow into reptile-looking things...


Starman DX
Grow? Or "evolve"?
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Starman Jr.
Whichever works.
Just keep them away from gamma rays; we don't need more.